Deathnote**

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This note shall become becomes the property of the human world, once it touches the ground of (arrives of ) the human world.

这本笔记本从它掉落人间界的那一刻起，它就是人间界的东西。

The owner of the note can recongnize the image and voice
of its original owner, i.e. a god of death.

笔记本所有者能够擦决前任特有主。死神的姿态及声音。

The human who uses this notes can neither go to Heaven
nor Hell.

使用过这本笔记的人，不会上天堂也不会下地狱。

Entries

Monday, April 16, 2007

jokes of the day

Joke 1
Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton

so
she Sucks his Finger!
Boy is so happy he asks, Can I gat a Urine Test also?

Joke 2
Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his legs, there is

1
microphone & 2 speakers.

Joke 3
A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly
replies only u darling with others I was awake!
>
Joke 4
A man ask doc. how to live longer?
Doc ask him :U Smoke?
Ans : No
U drink?
Ans No.
U play mahjong?
Ans No
U like sex
Ans No.
Then U want to live so long 4 what?

Joke 5
A group of Ah-beng 1 2 go disco.
Outside the disco there is a notice,
only 18 & above is allowed.
Ah-beng: walau wey, there only 17 of us.

Joke 6
Phone rings & maid picks up phone as her master is bathing....
Wen the caller asked what is he doing, the maid replied "mastur

bating"

Write with no regret
8:18 PM

風の戦闘機 ± derrick ±

Age: 19m/chi

eggcracked: 26 Aug 1988(virgo)

Believe in the Trinity, The father, The son, The Holy Spirit.
likes Tkd, Slacking, Sports, Watching Drama, Pool, Gaming, Rock Fever.

dislikes Backstabber, Proud and Arrogant in Attitude or Spirit, Bias Those who are showing partiality, Liar, Pple that is boastful( like the Sentosa Bomb).

wishes very very good GF, Financial Freedom, Move to another level in Spiritual, Travel all around the world.